1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Preneseno iz YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Uradno spletno mesto filmov YIFY: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:48,883 Opozorilo na vse prizore so izdelali profesionalci. 4 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,719 Za vašo varnost in zaščito vseh, 5 00:00:51,802 --> 00:00:55,055 Ne poskušajte ničesar, videli boste. 6 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Je tako dobro? 7 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,813 Zavijte sem. 8 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,064 Je videl? Snema se. 9 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,191 JANUAR 1998 10 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,108 Lepota. 11 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,026 In potem ... 12 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,110 JACKASS BORN 13 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:10,571 Ali si nadenem očala? 14 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,947 MTV GA NI SPUSTIL NA PRODAJANJE 15 00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:12,990 Se bo izšlo. 16 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,200 Pojdi tja. 17 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,077 Sem Johnny Knoxville, ZDA. 18 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,914 Nekaj ti bom pokazal na obrambni opremi. 19 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,458 Pojdimo v puščavo in ... 20 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,836 Tukaj imam .38 brez kopite, 21 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,464 zelo lahek Smith in Wesson, 22 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:31,050 z enako zavorno močjo kot 9 mm. 23 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,718 Dobil bom strel v prsi ... 24 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,138 nosim ta jopič 911... 25 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 s kevlarjem stopnje IIA. 26 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:44,230 In, da absorbira del udarca krogle, 27 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 Dal bom te revije, 28 00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:49,401 nekaj Hustler in nekaj Leg Worlds, pod telovnikom 29 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,779 da bi se izognili kakršni koli travmi. 30 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,531 To je vse. 31 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,492 Zato ne bom streljal. 32 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,118 -Ne vem, človek. -Počakaj. 33 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,578 Torej, Jason? 34 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,206 Izgleda odlično. 35 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:08,212 OPOZORILO: NE POSKUŠAJTE TEGA. TO JE PREVEČ NEUMNO IN TE LAHKO UBIJE. 36 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,755 Ne zmorem, človek. 37 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,757 Stari, ne vem. 38 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,176 Ne zapletaj se, človek. 39 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,680 Moli tam, brat. 40 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:19,557 To je več kot idiotsko. 41 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,309 Naredimo to. 42 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,353 Zdaj pa na drugo stran. 43 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,480 -IN? -Ne morem. 44 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,065 Naredimo to, PJ. 45 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,567 Poglej, kje je krogla. 46 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,651 P.J. 47 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:32,945 Pohiti, stari! 48 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:37,491 Daj no, PJ. 49 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,161 Vrgel bom kamen vate. pridi no 50 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,044 Naslednja je. 51 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:50,296 Pohiti, PJ! 52 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,298 -Ne daje. -Poglej če ... 53 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:54,758 P.J. 54 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,346 To je tako patetično, da tega sploh ne morem povedati. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,183 Pozablja. 56 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,187 gremo 57 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:15,446 Pojdi, stari. Daj tisto stvar tja in gremo. 58 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,697 Ni bolelo? 59 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,240 Ne, ampak bilo me je strah. 60 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,957 Je videl? Sploh mi ni dovolil... Povedal sem ti. 61 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,876 Poglejte smodnik. 62 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,169 saj vem 63 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,629 Ja, bilo je malo strašljivo. 64 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,006 Bi šel gledat na TV? 65 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,299 Gotovost. 66 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,975 Vau, čudovito bo. 67 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,603 Pojdi, nazaj, nazaj 68 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,188 Umakni se, umakni se 69 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, sranje! 70 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,860 Prekleto! 71 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,069 droga! 72 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,572 Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli v Jackass. 73 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,839 Hej, lepotica, lepotica! 74 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:27,137 JACKASS: ZADNJI JE NAJBOLJŠI 75 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,004 Prekleto! 76 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,840 Sramota! 77 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,679 Dobrodošli na prvi dan iz našega zadnjega filma. 78 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,348 kako se počutiš 79 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,601 žalosten sem 80 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,312 Takole? 81 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:24,903 Mislim, da pomemben del mojega življenja... 82 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,864 Skoraj je konec. 83 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Si žalosten, Chris? 84 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,160 Ne, ne povezujem se s čustvi. 85 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,374 V Jackass imamo novega člana. 86 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,792 Ime mu je 1W-Larry. 87 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,752 To je humanoidni robot. 88 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,046 In kdo bo posodil glas temu robotu? 89 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,257 To je gospod Adam Ray. 90 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,468 Danes se boste zapisali v zgodovino 91 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:51,763 s prvim pregledom prostate robota v človeka. 92 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,349 Mislim, da je to Jackass pri petdesetih. 93 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,269 Smo na tej stopnji. 94 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,979 -Dobro je. - Morate preveriti prostato. 95 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,273 - Ozaveščanje. - In najemamo najboljše. 96 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,275 Ste videli njegov prst? 97 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,234 že. 98 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,320 Ja, in v resnici ni prst. 99 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,779 To je krempelj. 100 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,992 Imeli boste nekaj težav s tem sredincem. 101 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,995 Ni ga tam. Ostra stran je ta druga. 102 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,705 Kolikokrat si to naredil, Larry? 103 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,165 ena. 104 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,833 V sebi. 105 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:23,378 V avtu, prihaja sem. 106 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,131 Raztrgajmo ga, srček. 107 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:30,385 "Raztrganje" morda ne bo najboljša beseda, Larry. 108 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,598 Sem Steve-O in pregledujem prostato Zelo pomembno je. 109 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,060 Pojdimo na "Robotski DRE." 110 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,687 Bla, bla, bla. Slecite hlače. 111 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,106 -slekel sem ga že. -Varnost. 112 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,692 Kondom brez mazanja. 113 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:46,860 Ima lubrikant. 114 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,154 Vau, preoster je. 115 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,657 Zdaj pa dodamo nekaj maziva. 116 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:52,991 Arašidovo maslo. 117 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,993 -Oh, ne! -Je hrustljavo? 118 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,620 Pade dol. 119 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,537 Moj Bog. 120 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,376 Kako odvratno! 121 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,503 Preden začnem ... 122 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,505 Počasi, Larry. 123 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:09,299 Čakaj, čakaj, čakaj. 124 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,926 Počakaj. 125 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,303 Ko govorim. 126 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,681 Gremo! 127 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,688 Odpri, Steve-O! Odpri na široko! 128 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,024 Odpri ta razdelek več! Pomagajte tukaj. 129 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,651 Ne dotikaj se moje roke. 130 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:29,486 pripravljena 131 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,445 Steve! 132 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:35,325 To je tvoja čokolada v njegovem arašidu ali njegovi arašidi v tvoji čokoladi? 133 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,953 -Več arašidov, prosim. -Potrebuješ več. 134 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,789 Več arašidov. Ne mimo mojega plašča. 135 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,457 -Naš! -To je to! 136 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,042 ena... 137 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,210 dva ... 138 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,295 tri. 139 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,546 Skoraj tam. 140 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,090 To je vse. 141 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:55,595 dihaj! Pojdi, Larry! 142 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,472 Spusti se! 143 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,267 Ali to čutiš? Ali ga čutiš? 144 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,937 Dobro se vozi! 145 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,526 Ali želiš, da pokličem tvojega očeta? 146 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,444 Moj Bog! 147 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,196 Hej, Larry, naj Lance povoha tvoj prst. 148 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,449 Z največjim veseljem. 149 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,533 Daj no, Lance. 150 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,534 Vonj. 151 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:19,828 Vonj. 152 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,038 Ni tako hudo. 153 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,374 To, to. 154 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,208 Ujel sem ga. 155 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,962 Samo ne na fotoaparatu! 156 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,341 Še eno stvar moram narediti. 157 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,385 Vzemite ga z druge strani. 158 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:37,929 jaz ti pomagam. 159 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,264 -Pojdiva. -dobil sem. 160 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,223 Zgodilo se bo. 161 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,976 Ti zmoreš. Timsko delo je vse. 162 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,978 Tukaj sem s teboj. 163 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,647 Sem omenil, da sem pil? 164 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:50,275 gremo 165 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,739 Ne premikaj se. 166 00:10:57,908 --> 00:11:00,160 -Pripravljena. -V redu, zdaj pa pusti, Larry. 167 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,788 -Ne premikaj se. -Pusti, Larry! 168 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,332 Zgrabil je svojega purana! Moj Bog! 169 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,710 Moj Bog! Prekleto! 170 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 Vau, stari. 171 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,007 Mogoče ni pravi čas, 172 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,885 vendar mi je prejšnji teden potekla licenca. 173 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,181 hvala 174 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,099 Dobro, Steve-O. 175 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,016 Hvala, fantje. 176 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,184 čestitke 177 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,271 -Lahko vprašam? -Da. 178 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,315 Zakaj je zadnji film? 179 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:34,736 No, ne morem se več soočiti s tem rakete in biki, 180 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,114 Zato mislim, da je čas, da neham. 181 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,366 Ja, ne soočam se s temi raketami. 182 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,283 Tudi biki ne. 183 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,369 Pogovarjala sva se. 184 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,414 Imamo veliko posnetkov ki jih še nikoli niso videli. 185 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,500 Izberemo lahko svoje najljubše vseh časov 186 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,794 in dobite nekaj novih posnetkov. 187 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,505 Potem bom spet videl kurac. 188 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:58,051 Če prizor zahteva lahko primem za svoje golo telo, 189 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,263 Odgovor je morda pritrdilen. 190 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,977 To je "Air Horn na golf igrišču." 191 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:07,894 APRIL 2002 192 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,106 Ko so ljudje tik pred streljanjem, 193 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,066 Oglejmo si te rogove. 194 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,460 Tukaj gre. 195 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,627 Ne, je kaj drugega? 196 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 Vseeno je šlo dobro. 197 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,827 Kaj sem rekel? Kaj sem rekel? 198 00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,497 -To je pretepanje, sem te opozoril. -Izgubil si kij. 199 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,916 Ali nisem rekel, da prihajam sem? 200 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,627 Kaj? Oprostite, imam burzitis. 201 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,170 -Imate bursitis? -IN. 202 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,713 Torej uporabljate to hupo? 203 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,672 Ona pomaga. 204 00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,508 Dal ti bom nekaj, o čemer boš sam trobil. 205 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,009 Oprosti, ne bom več trobil. 206 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,269 Ne, ne bo ... 207 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,772 Snel je rokavico. 208 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,828 Oh ne. 209 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,539 Zdaj je tukaj. Spusti se! 210 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,706 droga! 211 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,048 - Nazaj, dol! -Poglej to, počakaj. 212 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,675 -Doli! -Počakaj. 213 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,933 Prekleto! 214 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,104 Živijo, ime mi je Johnny Knoxville. 215 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,898 To je Tory Belleci, mednarodni znanstvenik, 216 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,609 in to je "Follow the Boss". 217 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:23,697 To bo naslednje: Knoxville bo premaknil roko 218 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,533 in poslal bo električni signal za računalnik, 219 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,827 ki bo lahko nadzoroval vaše roke. 220 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:29,744 Kaj? 221 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,163 Vse, kar morate storiti, je razgibati mišice. 222 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,623 Brez težav. 223 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,791 Dobro. 224 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:40,213 To je vse. 225 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,090 -Moj Bog! -Prekleto! 226 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,675 -Kaj je bilo? -obraz! 227 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,344 Takole? Ima preklete "elektrode"! 228 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,057 Nimate kave za Poopies? 229 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,767 Je zelo vroče? 230 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,019 Zelo. 231 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,438 Popijte kavo, Poopies. Vem, da boš... 232 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,361 Nekdo se mora obriti. 233 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 -Tukaj je ... -To je dobro britje. 234 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,906 ...rabljeni brivnik. 235 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,742 Star je le nekaj tednov. To je strganje. 236 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:11,745 -Moraš... -Samo... To je to, dobro. 237 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 Tam je manjkalo. 238 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,585 Lance, zakaj si ... 239 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,588 Lance ima zaprte oči. 240 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,256 Hej, Poopies, manjka tukaj. 241 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,675 Vem, kaj hočeš, da naredim. 242 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,053 In to bom naredil. 243 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,351 To gre dobro. 244 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,186 Moj Bog! 245 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,647 V sredini, v sredini. 246 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,360 On je kul. 247 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,408 Bilo je zelo blizu. 248 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,328 Zach še nima moje tetovaže. 249 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,039 V redu, tetovirajmo Zacha. 250 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,123 In kaj bo? 251 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,627 Malo se bom nasmejal na Zachovo bradavico. 252 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,045 Ona je filmska dama. 253 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,840 Če želite, da tukaj delam svojo umetnost ... 254 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,550 Zakaj kričiš? 255 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,636 Želim, da izgleda lepo. 256 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,305 jaz tudi Glede tega se strinjam s tabo. 257 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,641 Obljubim, iz srca. 258 00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,893 Kul, brez sranja, Steve-O. 259 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,186 Mirna roka. 260 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,980 -Oprosti. -Prav. 261 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,321 Ne zna se centralizirati. 262 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,366 Niti blizu ni bilo. 263 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,079 -Tega še ne počnem. -Prav. 264 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,372 Zdaj sem! 265 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,874 Zdaj, vaš... 266 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:47,257 Pridi, Steve-O! Steve-O, Steve-O! Steve-O! 267 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 Lepo je, izgleda kul. 268 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:56,683 super je 269 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:58,810 Kako je bilo? 270 00:16:58,893 --> 00:16:59,853 Ni mi bilo všeč. 271 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,564 Prekleto! 272 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,733 Hej, to je bilo super, Zach. 273 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,151 Moj Bog! 274 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,402 -Dobro, Poopies. -Stalo je. 275 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:10,196 Dobro opravljeno, Tory. Hvala, Steve-O. 276 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,322 In Zach. 277 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,034 Še dobro, da reševalec Coelho je tukaj, da zagotovi varnost. 278 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,454 -Stalo je. -Jaz ne... 279 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,582 Še vedno ne razumem zakaj so poklicali reševalce, 280 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,209 vendar je bolje, da ga imaš in ga ne potrebuješ 281 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,086 kaj potrebuješ in česa nimaš. 282 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,220 No, vedno smo želeli vključiti obsojeni skeč v naših filmih. 283 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:38,975 Snemali smo za pilotno televizijsko oddajo in nikoli ni bila predvajana. 284 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,102 Fanta iz naše ekipe so aretirali, 285 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:45,148 in MTV preživel deset let ne da bi lahko snemali v zahodnem Hollywoodu. 286 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,775 Nihče ni videl postanka. 287 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,235 Tam je bila shranjena 25 let. 288 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,570 Bil je kaos. 289 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,782 APRIL 2000 290 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,034 Danes bom ubežnik iz zapora v LA 291 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,788 in grem v trgovino s strojno opremo da vidim, če mi lahko posodijo lok za žago. 292 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,250 Vidim objektiv. 293 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,045 Kul, to je to. 294 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 -Ali si umažem obraz? -Pridi bliže. 295 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,840 Tudi vrat si umaže. 296 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,135 Je majica...? Lepota. 297 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,222 -Nekaj ​​klofut? -Ja, pomoč. Stalo je. 298 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,225 ORODJE LAUREL 299 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:26,564 potrebujem pomoč 300 00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,398 prav. 301 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:28,817 rabim... 302 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,902 Potrebujem lok za žago. 303 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,487 Bom nekoga poklical. 304 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,376 pomagaj mi! 305 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 Oprostite, kaj se je zgodilo? 306 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,338 Jaz se ga ne bi dotaknil. 307 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,302 Tukaj imamo situacijo. 308 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,428 Naj mi nekdo pomaga! 309 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,556 Samo zaprti smo. 310 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,683 Ne moreš vstopiti. 311 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,146 PJ, kličejo policijo. 312 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,025 Verjetno je pobegnil iz kakšnega zapora. 313 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 Vklenjen in v uniformi? 314 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,822 Umakni se s poti. 315 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,829 Živijo, ime mi je Johnny Knoxville in bom aretiran. 316 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,374 droga! 317 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,130 Kaj? resno 318 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,341 -Prekleto! -Ne more biti. 319 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,718 Kaj delamo? 320 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,635 stari... 321 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,721 -Na tleh. -Nadaljuj. 322 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,557 -Razumeno. - Lahko razložim. 323 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,643 -Zakaj nisi v zaporu? -To ni moje mesto. 324 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,270 Kako si pobegnil? 325 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,355 Nikoli me niso aretirali. 326 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:50,273 In to tam zadaj? 327 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,483 -To je mikrofon. -Za kaj? 328 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,485 Ker snemamo. 329 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,403 Snemanje? 330 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,321 Ja, gospa. 331 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,948 Kakšna idiotska stvar! 332 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:00,700 Kaj je bilo? 333 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,620 Ne vem, ta tip je pobegnil iz zapora. 334 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,622 Nismo želeli nobenega nereda. 335 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:09,500 Nosite zaporniško uniformo in je vklenjen. kaj misliš 336 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:12,295 Ja, mislim, da sem potoval. Moje opravičilo. 337 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,213 Imaš fotoaparat? 338 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,132 -Je izklopljen? -Vklopljeno je. 339 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,884 Ste povezani? Ali snemaš? 340 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,093 -Ugasni! -Ugasni! 341 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:21,846 NASLEDNJI DAN 342 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,600 Ko smo prispeli, G. Cliver nas je obvestil, da... 343 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:29,270 Naš vodja proizvodnje je obvestil da smo na odmoru. 344 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:33,441 Je kot vzmetenje z valjčkom v trgovini s strojno opremo. 345 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:37,236 Ampak ... Mislim, da program lahko ali pa tudi ne. 346 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:39,405 ampak... 347 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,991 -Ali kaj povedati, Jeff? -Ne. 348 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:46,204 Mislim, da je bolje razmišljati v Coco Cocktailu. 349 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,957 -Tako je, pomislimo na koktajl. -IN. 350 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,001 Jaz sem Johnny Knoxville, in to je "Poop Cocktail." 351 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,218 Mislim, da je minilo približno deset let 352 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,887 da sem naredil prvi "Poop Cocktail." 353 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:03,888 APRIL 2010 354 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,349 Zdaj pa dvignimo raven tega razdelka. 355 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,478 Jaz sem Steve-O, in to je "Ultimate Poop Cocktail." 356 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,025 Kul, srečno. 357 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,447 Pripravljen, Steve-O? 358 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,116 št. 359 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,662 Pošiljam vam pogled! Ultimativni kakec koktajl! 360 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,544 Prekleto! 361 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,817 Bruha. 362 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,283 Kakšen prekleti smrad, človek! 363 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,579 Kaj je narobe s tem, Bam? 364 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,208 Kako si, Steve-O? 365 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:15,835 Moj Bog! 366 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,046 To je grdo. Bolje, da ne vidite. 367 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,593 Moj Bog! 368 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,635 Jezus! 369 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,054 Moj Bog! 370 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,388 -Naš! -Pomagaj mi tam. 371 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,182 -Spravite tipa ven! -Moj Bog! 372 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,024 -Poglej to! -Moj Bog! 373 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,692 Pojdite naravnost do jezera. 374 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,028 -Ne more biti hujše. -Moj Bog! 375 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:43,488 moj bog! 376 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,167 Jezus! 377 00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:57,919 Ja, človek. 378 00:22:58,753 --> 00:22:59,837 Bilo je jezno. 379 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,005 Bilo je preglasno. 380 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,091 Bilo je zelo strašljivo. 381 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,221 To je vrsta ponudbe da ti norci sploh ne pomislijo. 382 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,271 Imelo je vse: nevarnost, sranje. 383 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,941 In bruhati. 384 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,400 To je ta program. 385 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:24,654 In spolna privlačnost. 386 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,117 APRIL 2006 387 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,034 Pojdi! 388 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:36,791 Jezus! Kakšen idiot! 389 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,463 Kaj je, otroci? 390 00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,132 Živjo, Larry! 391 00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,466 kje si bil 392 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:49,053 Nekaj ​​jagodnih pijač tam zadaj. 393 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:49,971 Pijan je. 394 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,765 Nekaj ​​jih je vzel in zdaj se mu malo vrti. 395 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:55,643 Izpolnimo na ustnicah Poopies 396 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,979 da bo za 23 % bolj vroč. 397 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,897 Končno. 398 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,733 Moj Bog, dobil te je! 399 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,403 Živjo, dr. Julie. 400 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,487 -Pozdravljeni. -Hej. 401 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:10,032 To je Poopies in hočemo polnilo da bo lepše. 402 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,576 -Lahko pomagaš? -Da. 403 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,078 Prekleto! Je to resno? 404 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:17,415 Skozi film, Imel bom največje ustnice. 405 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,167 Najlepše ustnice. 406 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,251 -mesnato. -To. 407 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,586 -Jezus! -Pohotno. 408 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,089 Jaz sem Poopies in to je Boca Cheia. 409 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,759 Ljudje običajno uporabljajo anestetik, vendar ... 410 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:29,969 Običajno, kajne? 411 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:31,304 -Ni ti treba. -Ne? 412 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,722 - Brez anestetika. -Sprosti se. 413 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,057 -Kaj imaš na sebi? - Hialuronska kislina. 414 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:35,975 Oh, to je to. 415 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,643 Zdi se varno. 416 00:24:37,727 --> 00:24:39,478 -Ne premikaj se, Poopies. - Kakšna igla! 417 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,438 -Nehaj. -Naš! 418 00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,482 Dež ti bo delal. 419 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,359 Prekleto! 420 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,279 Prekleto! 421 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,197 Zdaj pa ja. 422 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,364 Vau, kakšna lepotica! 423 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,657 -IN. -Prekleto! 424 00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:53,743 -Prekleto! - Lahko se poveča. 425 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,329 -Večji. - Lahko se poveča. 426 00:24:57,288 --> 00:24:58,748 Zdaj pa spodnji. 427 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,958 Prekleto, mislil sem, da je konec. 428 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,710 Stari, kaj za vraga je to? 429 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,503 Lepa si, Poopies. 430 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,923 Ali mora biti desna stran večja? 431 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,717 Kakšno idiotsko vprašanje, Ehren! 432 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:14,597 Mislim, da lahko dodate malo več, in to je to. 433 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,515 -Zelo seksi. - Postaja belo! 434 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:17,892 Takole? 435 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,103 Izgledam kot eden od tistih karavanov od Real Housewives. 436 00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:23,564 Je Ehren lahko naslednji? 437 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,482 Lahko. 438 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,818 Moramo popraviti ta Lego obraz. 439 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,654 Jebi se, Larry. 440 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:31,948 Predebeli so. 441 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:32,990 Zdelo se mi je kul. 442 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,784 Dobro! Bravo, Poopies! 443 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,869 -Lepo je. -IN. 444 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,204 Kaj je to? 445 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:43,960 V Jackass Forever After, Knoxville in jaz intervjuvali smo nove fante 446 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,921 in smo že vprašali: "Poopies, te je kaj strahov?" 447 00:25:47,004 --> 00:25:50,091 »Glej, ne maram teme in tako in tako." 448 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:52,593 Fant je povedal vse. 449 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:54,971 Toda Bam ni nikoli rekel ki se je bal kač. 450 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:58,349 Na koncu smo odkrili ko so se pojavili. 451 00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,102 Ko smo ugotovili, to je vodilo do več skic. 452 00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:04,188 Slabša kot je izkušnja, 453 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,608 bolje je videti na zaslonu. 454 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:13,739 Danes bomo igralce pripeljali v to sobo, dva naenkrat, 455 00:26:13,823 --> 00:26:15,533 snemati s kačo klopotačo. 456 00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,910 Ampak to je samo izgovor, da pridejo. 457 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:22,415 Zaklenimo vrata, ugasnimo luč in njihova življenja spremenijo v pekel. 458 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:25,418 To je "The Silence of the Lambs." 459 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,879 -Ste slišali? -Kaj je? 460 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,673 -Klopotača. -Ne, ni. 461 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,590 Ja, poslušaj. 462 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:32,675 -Resno? -Jules. 463 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,093 Nisi v skeču. 464 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,761 -Ti samo glej. -Samo. 465 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,515 Ima diamantno klopotec in ga bo spustil na tla. 466 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:45,813 Pontius ji bo dal piškot na glavo in ga bom poskusil sleči. 467 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,440 To je diamantna klopotača. 468 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,441 DRESERJA ŽIVALI 469 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,444 Meri okoli 1,60 m in je zelo strupen. 470 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:54,655 Če se približaš, te piči in ubije. Ali poskusite. 471 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,615 -Resno je. -Vau. 472 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,284 -Pripravljen? -Odšel sem. 473 00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,952 Chris, ti si nor, stari. 474 00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,454 Prekleto, brat. 475 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,373 -Prekleto! -Naš! 476 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,208 Prekleto! 477 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,710 -Moj Bog. -Je velikoglav. 478 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,086 Jezus! 479 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,380 Njihov čoln je zelo hiter. 480 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,758 Ona te ubije. Obstajata dva impulza na sekundo. 481 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:15,926 Občuti moje srce. 482 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,638 -Vau, stari! -Lepotica. 483 00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:22,558 -Je kot kača. -Zato sem pricurljal. 484 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,770 Zdaj me je strah za Johnnyja. 485 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,647 Vzemimo kačo ven in si nataknimo mikrofon. Čas je. 486 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,691 Ogromno je. Kakšna velika kača, brat! 487 00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,319 Zaprite vedro. 488 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,154 Spravimo kačo ven. 489 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:42,995 Ali tam obstaja protistrup? 490 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,748 Pripeljimo Knoxville. 491 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,376 Ime je protistrup, ne protistrup. 492 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,628 Ne vem, kakšen protistrup je to. 493 00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:54,507 Kaj je to? 494 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,133 Je kot ... 495 00:27:57,134 --> 00:27:58,219 Moj Bog! 496 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,303 -Ne! -Ne! 497 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,222 Prekleto! 498 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015 Zajebali se bodo! 499 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:05,726 Čakaj, zakaj sva tukaj? 500 00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:06,977 Ne vem, stari. 501 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,899 Sranje! 502 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,150 Naredimo to. 503 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:14,193 Ali dela? 504 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,737 Oh ne! ne! 505 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,365 Jaz sem Johnny Knoxville. Dobrodošli v peklu. 506 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,324 Ne, prosim! 507 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,159 Kje je luč, stari? 508 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:23,786 Bam, v tistem vedru je kača. 509 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,038 -Ne norčuj se. -Kam grem? 510 00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,374 kaj naredim 511 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,501 Prekleto! 512 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,795 Če piči, ga ni več. 513 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,463 Moj Bog! 514 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,589 Je to resno? 515 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,259 Zakaj smo prišli v klet? 516 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,386 Resno, stari. 517 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:45,182 Knox, bodi resen, pojdi. 518 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,645 stari... 519 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,729 gremo 520 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:52,982 Takole? 521 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,985 -Potrkal bom vrata. -Daj no, Ehren. 522 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:58,654 Ali bi lahko bilo ... 523 00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,658 Naj eksplodirajo! Zajebali se bodo! 524 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,077 Prevrnite vedro in aktivirajte zvok kače. 525 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:06,912 droga! 526 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,332 -Prekleto! -Moj Bog! 527 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,668 Vsi na kavč! 528 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,586 To je kača. 529 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:14,837 -Bam? -Hej. 530 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,964 Ostanite mirni. Tukaj je kača. 531 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,382 Ne vem kaj naj naredim. 532 00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:19,383 Ostani tam. 533 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:20,342 Lepota. 534 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,472 Mislim, da me je zbodlo. 535 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,682 Jeff, pičila je Bama. Resno je. 536 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,895 Ni mogoče, prišel sem v dobrih odnosih. 537 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105 Prižgi luči. 538 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,942 On pride! Končano je! 539 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,068 Tam je kača, Dave. 540 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,654 Kje si, Ehren? 541 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:42,406 Ehren! Takole? 542 00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,407 Ehren! 543 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,326 Kako ti bom pomagal, Dave? 544 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:46,869 Samo da vidim, če si tam. 545 00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:49,622 Kaj za vraga! 546 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:50,539 Ehren! 547 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,124 Zdaj sem oborožen, brat. 548 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:53,876 Imam pištolo. 549 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,836 -Ne udari me, Ehren. -Oborožen sem. 550 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,922 -Ne udari me! -ti... 551 00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,757 Ehren, ne odidi... Odgovori! 552 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,425 Odgovori, Ehren. 553 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,515 Tam so vrata! Tukaj, Dave! sem! 554 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,391 - Privij vrata! -Tukaj! 555 00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,519 -Tam je slab postanek, brat. -prisežem! 556 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:12,978 Nič ne veš. 557 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,233 - Pravkar sem odprl vrata, prisežem! -Zelo priročno. 558 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,653 Pridi sem. Prisežem pri bogu. 559 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,488 -Jebi ga. -Potem bodi sam. 560 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:24,406 droga! 561 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:29,870 Ehren! 562 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:34,333 Kaj za vraga je to? 563 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,503 Ne... Ne morem. 564 00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:39,129 Kaj za vraga je to? 565 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:44,552 Prekleto! 566 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,470 Barabe! 567 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,392 Moj Bog! 568 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,935 Kurba! 569 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:55,563 -Pojdi desno, Bam. -Ne verjamem. 570 00:30:55,646 --> 00:30:58,190 Če ste... Bam je bil zapičen. 571 00:30:58,274 --> 00:30:59,567 Zbodlo me je, Jeff! 572 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,402 Dovolj te imam. 573 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,570 -Sliši se hrup. -Tukaj. 574 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,613 Dovolj tega. jaz pomagam. 575 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:08,242 Ker ti... Bam, zabodli so te. Poklicati morate zdravnika. 576 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,911 Daj no, Bam. Pridi sem, stari. 577 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:13,038 Dovolj zapletanja, fantje! 578 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,291 Moraš odpreti vrata. 579 00:31:16,292 --> 00:31:17,293 prav. 580 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,046 Ti... Zdaj pa blizu. ne ne! 581 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:22,923 ne! 582 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,550 Stari, grem... 583 00:31:25,050 --> 00:31:26,969 Dovolj, dovolj! 584 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,180 Dobila me je! Ste slišali? Dobila me je! 585 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:32,474 Vas je kača ugriznila? 586 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:37,021 -V nogi in rebru. -Noga in rebro? 587 00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:37,938 Prosim! 588 00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,148 Prekleto! 589 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:41,609 Dobil bom infarkt. 590 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:43,193 Prižgi luč. 591 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:44,570 Lepota. 592 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,489 -Dobrodošel na snemanju, Bam-Bam! -obraz! 593 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,118 Zach, si v redu? 594 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,786 -Prekleto! - plazil sem se. 595 00:31:52,870 --> 00:31:55,414 Videti je bilo, kot da je bil Zach umorjen. 596 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,334 Mislil sem, da je to edini izhod. 597 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,086 Splezal sem gor in stvar se je zlomila. 598 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,840 -Vau, stari! -Ste mislili, da obstaja kača? 599 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,342 -Da! -In kaj te je pičilo? 600 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,509 ja! 601 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:09,928 Oh, sranje! 602 00:32:16,185 --> 00:32:17,061 Moj Bog! 603 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,229 Ta kraj mora biti nor. 604 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,898 Je, kajne? 605 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,941 ni? 606 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:28,072 Ko imam ideje, jih ne zapišem. 607 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:32,534 Samo narišem in ga faksirajte v Los Angeles. 608 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,537 Narisal sem debelega in nizkega fanta 609 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:37,331 povezana z vrvjo. 610 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:38,415 BUNGEE VRV 611 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,793 To je "Bungee Jump". 612 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,546 Pripravljen, Preston? 613 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,464 Pojdi kmalu. 614 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,634 Tri, dva, ena... 615 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:56,975 To je to! 616 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:59,395 to! Moj Bog! 617 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,605 -Uspelo ti je! -Bilo je popolno! 618 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,070 Živijo, ime mi je Johnny Knoxville. 619 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:11,198 Dobrodošli v produkciji "Lutke." 620 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,575 Voham Tonyja. gremo 621 00:33:15,035 --> 00:33:16,412 Kakšno grozno delo. 622 00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:19,498 Luči. Timmy, deset let, 623 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,126 bled, neumen in gnusen fant 624 00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,336 sprehod po mestnem trgu. 625 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,089 Zagleda 11-letno Dolores. 626 00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:29,842 Dolores je lepa, izgleda kot stara rokavica, 627 00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:31,802 in ima samo en nevron. 628 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,011 Timmy. 629 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,054 Dobro jutro, Dolores. 630 00:33:34,138 --> 00:33:35,889 Želim te peljati na ples, 631 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:40,519 vendar sem slišal, da te je povabil Jeff Feioso in bil sem šokiran. 632 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,813 Timmyja ustrelijo s taserjem. 633 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,731 Kaj? 634 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:46,024 Ne, bodi resen! Ne, kaj misliš? 635 00:33:49,737 --> 00:33:51,238 Prekleto delo! 636 00:33:51,321 --> 00:33:53,532 ne bodi jezna name, ampak pripovedovalec. 637 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:54,950 Za! 638 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,076 Jebi se! 639 00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,038 Prekleto! 640 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,207 Timmy. 641 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:04,626 Daj mi sekundo, ti peklenski Adam Ray! 642 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:07,254 Timmy, zavlačuješ igro. 643 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:09,381 Kako me bo ljubila? 644 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,384 Mi lahko kdo malo pomaga. 645 00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:17,014 Tam zgoraj je lepa, ampak genialni Kupid. 646 00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,057 Oh, prekleto! 647 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,728 Prekleto! 648 00:34:23,312 --> 00:34:24,563 Kupid. 649 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:30,110 Timmy, šokiran sem zaradi tebe tako dolgo je trajalo, da me je poklical. 650 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:31,737 Imam te, Chris. 651 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,656 Toda Kupid doživi šok visokonapetostne palice 652 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,909 napade pa ga ananas. 653 00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,035 On pride! 654 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:40,996 ananas? 655 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,540 Kaj ima ananas skupnega s Kupidom? 656 00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:46,210 Kupid napne svoj lok in puščica ljubezni 657 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,295 in udari Dolores v oko. 658 00:34:50,464 --> 00:34:51,298 oprosti. 659 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:52,508 Jaz nisem Dolores! 660 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,759 oprosti. 661 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:55,093 Timmy. 662 00:34:55,177 --> 00:34:57,513 Dolores, spravljaš me ob pamet! 663 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,307 Čutim, da mi bo srce razneslo. 664 00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,977 Opeka petard je prilepljen na Timmyjeve prsi 665 00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:06,063 in prižge se velika varovalka. 666 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,440 ne! 667 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:09,358 prekleto 668 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:10,400 ne! 669 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,279 Timmyju srce eksplodira kot melona. 670 00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,197 gori! 671 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,326 Prekleto! 672 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,453 -droga! -Kaj? 673 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:22,579 Sramota! 674 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:26,041 In potem zmagoslavje dveh igralcev naredijo svoj lok, 675 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,252 s Timmyjem, ki je mlahav visel. 676 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,211 Konec. 677 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,964 živ! 678 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,257 Zelo sem užival. 679 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:38,262 No, to je priložnost, v kateri bom užival. 680 00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:39,555 ELEKTRIČNI STOL 681 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:42,140 Gospod Knoxville... 682 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:47,020 Odločili ste se, da boste gostili Fear Factor za denar 683 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:49,606 ali zato, ker je prebudil vašo ustvarjalnost? 684 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,149 Govori resnico! 685 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:56,655 Ker je prebudil mojo ustvarjalnost! 686 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,368 Kar tako naprej. 687 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,709 V redu, gremo. 688 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,385 SLABI DEDEK 689 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,721 Zdaj sem star človek. 690 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:25,517 ŽENSKI NOČ! 691 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,480 Pozdravljene dame! 692 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:31,648 Kaj je, dedek? 693 00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:33,317 Lepota. Kako si draga moja? 694 00:36:33,901 --> 00:36:34,943 To je to! 695 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,532 Naš! 696 00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,042 Tip ima svojega purana ven. 697 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,632 Kako ste dame? 698 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,426 Kaj si prišel delat? Vidite nas ali predstavo? 699 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,011 Prišel sem vas pogledat dekleta. 700 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,766 Resnično boste navdušeni, 701 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:09,144 in potem upam, da stari Irving lahko uživajo. 702 00:37:10,312 --> 00:37:11,313 kako ti je ime 703 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,272 Irving. 704 00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:17,319 Je eno od deklet Ali ne želite doze Irvinga? 705 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:18,487 Ste razumeli? 706 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,032 Kdo želi naslednjo predstavo? kriči "Hočem!" 707 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,241 hočem! 708 00:37:23,325 --> 00:37:25,452 Težje kot podkev. 709 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,245 Si trd? 710 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:30,791 Trenutno ne, a mislim, da bom ostal. 711 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:31,875 Želimo videti vaše. 712 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,670 -Želimo te na rdeči preprogi. -Moj? 713 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,129 Pojdi na rdečo preprogo. 714 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,756 Pokazal ji bom svojega! 715 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,175 Naredimo dež na tej preprogi! 716 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,344 grem tja Grem na rdečo preprogo. 717 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,471 To je to, bom brcnil! 718 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:54,022 Ne vem kaj se dogaja. 719 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,003 Ne, ne bo ostal. 720 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,575 Jaz sem Bam Margera. 721 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,909 SEPTEMBER 2000 722 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,829 Hočem uničiti svojega očeta ves dan. 723 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,831 Kaj je to, Bam? 724 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:55,292 Ne, moram v službo! Pojdi ven! 725 00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,334 Za! 726 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,421 Daj no, v službo moram! Za! 727 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,673 Boš nehal? 728 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,761 Ali moram biti gol kot on? 729 00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:09,473 Dokler je varno pritrjen, sem za. 730 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:13,268 Pet, štiri, tri, dva, ena! 731 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:17,981 droga! 732 00:39:26,198 --> 00:39:28,200 -Moj Bog! -Moj Bog! 733 00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:30,911 Ja, verjetno se bom moral zadržati. 734 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,872 Vau, kako noro! 735 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:34,998 prosim 736 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,918 Čudno je privezati lutko na raketo, 737 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,003 opazujte vzlet živali 738 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:44,299 in nato reci: "Prav, zdaj si ti na vrsti, Knox." 739 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:51,765 V takih trenutkih vidiš da je Johnny Knoxville debelokož. 740 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,729 Še dobro, da nisem zvezda filma. 741 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,901 Knoxville gre pogledat, kako izgleda Luna. 742 00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:07,197 Fant bo letel približno 20 metrov. 743 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:08,782 Zaklali vas bodo. 744 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,367 Ampak nočem mu povedati. 745 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,619 Vse bo v redu! 746 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,790 Živijo, sem Johnny Knoxville, in to je "Rdeča raketa." 747 00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:21,545 Pet, štiri, tri, dva, ena, pojdi! 748 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,179 Kaj za vraga je bilo to? 749 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:32,973 moj bog! 750 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,101 -Prekleto, stari. -Kaj? 751 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,020 Rakete pogosto odpovejo na enem ali drugem koncu, 752 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,606 vendar je bila raketa, ki je zgrešila stran. 753 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,275 Če bi bilo tukaj, 754 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:46,486 To bi bil konec starega Knoxvilla. 755 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:51,116 Gremo spet. Izstrelitev, drugi prizor. 756 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,243 Strah me je, ko to vidim. 757 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,036 Vem. -Hočem Lanceovo čelado. 758 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,830 Sem čisti adrenalin. 759 00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:00,667 To ni najboljša ideja. 760 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,043 In ja. 761 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,380 Jaz sem Johnny Knoxville zdaj pa grem na luno! 762 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:10,010 Pet, štiri, tri, dva, ena! 763 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,261 Po. 764 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,311 Dobro! 765 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:23,899 Če je ok, daj palec gor! 766 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,529 Držal je. 767 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:30,989 Bilo je neverjetno! 768 00:41:34,743 --> 00:41:36,244 Preveč! 769 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,876 V redu, zdaj pa majhna zabava v pisarni. 770 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,794 PISARNIŠKA ZABAVA 771 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,171 Škoda, da je Ron tukaj, 772 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:49,466 in slabe volje, odkar ga je ženska spet zapustila. 773 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:51,134 -Underdog. -Razvedrimo ga. 774 00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:53,303 to. Dajmo mu ljubezen. 775 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,013 -Čas za zabavo. -Ja, gremo. 776 00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:56,389 To je to, naredimo to. 777 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:59,267 Razvedrimo Rona. 778 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:00,977 Torej, Ron, kaj praviš? 779 00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,687 Kaj pa torta za razvedrilo? 780 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:05,232 -Torej, Ron, izvedel sem za ločitev. -IN. 781 00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,863 Prekleto, Ron! 782 00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,449 Hej, Ron, ti... Prekleto, Ron! 783 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,370 Poklical bom HR. 784 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,623 Oh, udarilo me je v roko! 785 00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:30,340 Mislim, da je rasist. 786 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:37,264 Ron je na Jasperju zavohal ženin parfum in ti si jezen. 787 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:39,599 V redu je, Ron. 788 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:42,978 ne! 789 00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:55,156 No, to razreši skrivnost ki je vzel Ronovo ženo. 790 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,836 Jaz sem Steve-O. Prekleto! 791 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,593 Zakaj moram biti Steve-O? 792 00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:22,434 Jaz sem Steve-O in to je "Sweet." 793 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,154 Spomnim se, da sem videl posnetek iz "Spuščanje po stopnišču" 794 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,823 in kmalu zatem v montažni sobi... 795 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,909 Spraševal sem se Zakaj se ni predvajalo? 796 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:41,870 in vedel sem, da ga je zelo enostavno posnemati. 797 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,747 -To. -Od. 798 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:48,460 Imela sem dve herniji diska na račun "Descendo a Escada." 799 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:52,255 -Dodali smo blazino ali dve. -Hvala za blazine. 800 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:56,301 Vau, človek, to je bilo noro! 801 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,473 OKTOBER 2000 802 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:03,767 Enega za njegovo glavo. 803 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,186 V redu, spusti glavo. 804 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:17,655 Nadaljujmo s tem. 805 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,366 Pomiri se, zapiramo. 806 00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:22,327 -Lahko dihaš? -Ne zelo dobro. 807 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,085 V redu, gremo. pripravljena 808 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,182 Prinesi spet. 809 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,226 Čakaj, si na pravi strani? 810 00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:56,611 si dobro 811 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:57,987 Ne nisem. 812 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:00,740 Res je bolelo. Rad bi videl posnetek. 813 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,743 Nenadoma je bila tam. Odletel si. 814 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,417 Na prvih olimpijskih igrah so tekmovali goli. 815 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,252 -Da. -in... 816 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,713 bi radi naredili 817 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:19,008 eden od dogodkov prvih olimpijskih iger, skok v višino, 818 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,094 in ti bi moral biti gol. 819 00:45:21,177 --> 00:45:22,178 Lepota. 820 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:27,475 Veste, kako to počnejo? Takole tečejo in se obračajo. 821 00:45:27,559 --> 00:45:30,395 -Da, Fosburyjev skok. -To je to, Fosbury. 822 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:32,188 -Da. -Dick Fosbury, mislim. 823 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:33,940 -To. -Kdo ga je izumil? 824 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,318 Da, in danes bo Chris Pontius, Velika ptica Fosbury. 825 00:45:38,862 --> 00:45:41,531 Chris Pontius, v skoku s palico. 826 00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,907 Čakaj, zamočil sem se. 827 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,456 Jaz sem Chris Pontius, in to je "Skok s palico." 828 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:50,623 Spet sem zamočil. 829 00:45:52,167 --> 00:45:54,127 Dobiti moraš zvok. Več pride. 830 00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,253 -Tukaj. -Razumem. 831 00:45:56,129 --> 00:45:57,797 Tahitijska plesalka. 832 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:03,470 Detroit Muscle Rock. 833 00:46:11,895 --> 00:46:14,397 Jaz sem Chris Pontius, in to je "Skok s palico." 834 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,818 Pojdi, Chris. 835 00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,162 Skoraj! 836 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:31,039 Veliko si skakal od zadaj. 837 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,290 Vem, motil sem se. 838 00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:37,754 Moj kot je bil napačen. 839 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,520 Bilo je neverjetno! 840 00:47:03,571 --> 00:47:04,697 Prihaja Dunn. 841 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:29,013 Ne more biti, človek! 842 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,266 Fant se je dolgo pripravljal. 843 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,435 Sem modra? 844 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,020 Tako sem srečna. 845 00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:37,313 Je zelo modra. 846 00:47:37,438 --> 00:47:38,648 Nered je bil grd. 847 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:43,444 In stvar z rentgenom zadnjice? 848 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:44,737 APRIL 2002 849 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,365 Izvolite. Vsi pravijo Dal bom ponudbo, 850 00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,867 ampak nisem ničesar potrdil, veš? 851 00:47:49,951 --> 00:47:51,327 Nisem se zavezal. 852 00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:52,787 Kaj želite, da bi bilo? 853 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,290 Hočejo, da si nabijem sranje v rit. 854 00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,626 Mislil sem ... Ni bila tvoja ideja? 855 00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,795 Ne, ni bil moj. 856 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,047 Vedno me je zanimala ideja, 857 00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:06,259 Ampak nikoli nisem rekel, da bom, razumeš? 858 00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:08,261 Torej se ne bo zgodilo. 859 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:10,054 Močno dvomim. 860 00:48:10,138 --> 00:48:11,347 Ste razumeli? 861 00:48:11,431 --> 00:48:13,016 In če imate kakršne koli težave, 862 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:16,811 lahko kdo tam začne vtikati ti sranje v rit, veš? 863 00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:20,481 Mažem se. 864 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:23,401 -Ne vidim tega. -Kje je voziček? 865 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,945 Ker si ga bom vtaknil v rit. 866 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,827 Vrzi to stvar zdaj. 867 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,953 prekleto 868 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,830 Ne, bodi resen! 869 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,874 Človek, to je nagnusno. 870 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,502 Resno. hočeš vedeti 871 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,713 Zdaj se sprašujem. 872 00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:46,633 Je vse izginilo? 873 00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,009 Vse, stari. 874 00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,469 -Si prišel noter? -Da. 875 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,928 -Pojdiva. -Prekleto! 876 00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:54,015 Čutim, da se bom zelo usral. 877 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:00,772 Prekleto! 878 00:49:02,065 --> 00:49:03,483 Ta poteza mi ni bila všeč. 879 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:06,653 Ni moj najljubši. Na moji riti je voziček. 880 00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,655 Toda to je "rentgen zadnjice." 881 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,372 Mislim, da potrebujem rentgen. 882 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:18,873 -Antoine? -Da? 883 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,334 kako si 884 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:22,543 Odlično. 885 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,797 -Jaz sem Ryan in... -Kako lahko pomagam? 886 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,341 Včeraj je bila zabava z otroki 887 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:29,676 in onesvestila sem se. 888 00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:33,680 Verjetno sem padel in si nekaj zlomil, ker ne morem pravilno hoditi. 889 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,098 Naredimo rentgen. 890 00:49:35,181 --> 00:49:36,391 -Da. -Za vsak slučaj. 891 00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:38,601 -Poglejmo to. -Prav. 892 00:49:41,854 --> 00:49:42,689 Udobno. 893 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,440 Zadrži dih in se ne premikaj. 894 00:49:58,538 --> 00:49:59,372 Vau! 895 00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:00,665 Kaj je to? 896 00:50:00,748 --> 00:50:01,582 Takole? 897 00:50:04,043 --> 00:50:05,545 -Kaj za vraga? -Avto? 898 00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:06,546 Kaj je to? 899 00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:08,715 To je avtomobilček. 900 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:11,217 -Voziček. -Voziček? 901 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,301 Tukaj je kolo. 902 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,470 vidiš? 903 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:17,974 To je voziček. 904 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:22,061 To je avtomobilček. 905 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:27,066 Včeraj so imeli zabavo in vsi so omedleli. 906 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:31,738 Bila sta tam in seksala, take stvari. 907 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:35,116 Sinoči so se vsi napili. 908 00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:36,868 kaj je to 909 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,286 nimam pojma 910 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:39,704 To nisi ti. 911 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:41,831 Je nekaj ekstra. 912 00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,249 Vedel bi, če bi ga pojedel. 913 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,753 Ne, tega ne bi mogel pogoltniti. 914 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:48,713 To je avtomobilček. 915 00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,631 Kako je voziček prišel tja? 916 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,884 Morda ste ga zataknili. 917 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,552 Ničesar nisem vložila. 918 00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:56,888 Moj Bog! Ste že kdaj videli to? 919 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,182 Tega tam še nisem videl. 920 00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:04,937 Videl sem več vozičkov, vendar nikoli v rektumu nekoga. 921 00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:06,522 Ali ga ni mogoče sneti? ti ... 922 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:09,150 Ne, jaz sem zdravnik, 923 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,903 ampak moja specialnost so rentgenski žarki. 924 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:15,031 Ali ga lahko rešim s sranjem? 925 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:18,159 Ne bo ti uspelo. 926 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,952 Bolelo te bo. 927 00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:24,499 Pravzaprav se mi niti ne zdi dobro iztrebljaš to. 928 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:27,293 Kaj če vzamem odvajalo? Ali pomaga? 929 00:51:28,169 --> 00:51:31,881 Ne, če jemljete odvajalo, driska bo, avto pa bo ostal. 930 00:51:32,715 --> 00:51:33,966 Ste notri? 931 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,802 Verjetno si preveč popil. 932 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:38,554 Ne pokaži vsem. 933 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:44,101 - Obiščite zdravnika in ne govorite z nikomer. -Da. 934 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:46,604 Prijateljica, fant, karkoli. 935 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,272 Nikomur ne povej. 936 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,483 On že ve. Preveč ljudi ve. 937 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:52,318 Hvala, ker skrbiš zame. 938 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,986 -Prav. -Hvala. 939 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,364 Moram videti! 940 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,081 Še vedno v riti? 941 00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:07,124 Ja, sleči jo morava v hotelu. 942 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,179 Prav razumem. Pika! 943 00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:25,977 Živijo, ime mi je Johnny Knoxville. 944 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:30,231 Dobrodošli v "Dã Dã Game", drugi del. 945 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,817 Imenuje se tudi "dvojna bomba". 946 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:38,489 V tem tekmovanju so štirje tekmovalci in naš posebni gost, 947 00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:40,199 Paul Walter Hauser, 948 00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:45,204 pojdi sedi v ta fotelj in bo moral odgovarjati na vprašanja. 949 00:52:45,288 --> 00:52:47,331 Ste vsi pripravljeni začeti? 950 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,165 ja 951 00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,959 Spravimo Zacha gor. 952 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:51,419 To je vse. 953 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:52,879 To je angel. 954 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:55,423 Vau, tukaj je dvojna bomba. 955 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:56,757 Takole? 956 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:59,468 Jasper, lahko se usedeš. 957 00:53:00,303 --> 00:53:02,680 Naprej, Jasper! 958 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,391 Daj no, Jasper. 959 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,436 Kje je bil rojen tvoj oče, Dark Shark? 960 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,353 prekleto 961 00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:11,188 Kaj? Takole? 962 00:53:11,272 --> 00:53:14,358 -Človek, pomirim se. -Odpusti kmalu! 963 00:53:14,442 --> 00:53:16,569 Mislim, da Crenshaw, tam v Benetkah? 964 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,279 South Central. 965 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:22,283 Dragi Jezus, Jasper! 966 00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,534 To je ista stvar! 967 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:25,912 -Moralo bi te biti sram. -Resno, Jasper? 968 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:29,040 V redu, in kakšen je Jeffov priimek? naš direktor? 969 00:53:29,123 --> 00:53:30,917 Idiot? Ne, Tremaine je. 970 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,627 Jezus, vstani s tega stola! 971 00:53:34,337 --> 00:53:36,172 Bravo, Jasper! 972 00:53:36,714 --> 00:53:40,760 Paul, saj veš, da je že v šovbiznisu, kajne? 973 00:53:41,928 --> 00:53:43,596 Tega vam ni treba storiti. 974 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,683 Vedno sem si želel biti tukaj. 975 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,103 Videl sem že hujše, Zach. V resnici. 976 00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:52,229 -Stalo je. -Prav. 977 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:54,398 Pošlji mi povezavo. 978 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,819 Koliko zemljišč bi ustrezalo v našem žgočem soncu? 979 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:02,198 Če morate poklicati prijatelja, Larry je tukaj. 980 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,075 -Larry. -Da? 981 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,411 Ali veste, koliko Zemlje bi se prilegali v sonce? 982 00:54:07,495 --> 00:54:08,454 Razmišljam ... 983 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:09,914 Razmišljam ... 984 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:11,582 Razmišljam ... 985 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,043 Prekleto, navdušena sem. 986 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,795 Oh, Larry! 987 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,089 Jebi se, Larry. Uganil bom sedem. 988 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:19,715 -Zjebal si se. -Sedem. 989 00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,884 Milijon tristo. 990 00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,511 To sem hotel reči. 991 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,806 Naša mati. 992 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,099 kakci! gremo 993 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,725 Vesela sem, da nisem zadnja. 994 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,144 -No ... -Mislim, da tega ni. 995 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,063 - Kar naprej se vrti. -Idiot. 996 00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:35,189 IN. 997 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,482 Si neumen, človek? 998 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,735 Ehren, tvoj obraz je grozen, tako da... 999 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,490 Vau, kakšno prekletstvo! 1000 00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:46,158 Smrdi. 1001 00:54:46,242 --> 00:54:49,370 Koliko barv sestavlja mavrica? 1002 00:54:50,121 --> 00:54:55,084 Modra, rumena, oranžna, zelena, vijolična... 1003 00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,044 rdeče... 1004 00:54:58,671 --> 00:54:59,797 in... 1005 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,799 Prav boš razumel, Poopies. 1006 00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:03,843 Bela. 1007 00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:06,637 Moj Bog! 1008 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,805 Prenašanje! 1009 00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,598 O moj bog! 1010 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:13,310 Samo pusti me... Odmaknimo se sem. 1011 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,147 Oprosti, moral sem se malo umakniti. 1012 00:55:16,230 --> 00:55:17,273 Moj Bog! 1013 00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:18,190 prav. 1014 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:23,279 Poopies, kakšne barve so čevlji Kaj uporabljam? 1015 00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:26,073 Ne vidim. 1016 00:55:28,159 --> 00:55:29,160 Ne vidim. 1017 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,745 Kakšne barve so moji čevlji? 1018 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,662 Rdeča. 1019 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:34,582 Naš! 1020 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,625 Zdaj je Ehren. 1021 00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:37,543 V redu, Zach? 1022 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,003 Ja, vse super. 1023 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,006 Kakšna sramota! Kaj za vraga je to? 1024 00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:48,220 -O, moj bog! -Jezus! 1025 00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:50,473 -Ne bruhaj, prosim. -Za! 1026 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:53,976 Če bruhaš na njegovo rit, sedem let nesreče. 1027 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,188 Daj no, Ehren. 1028 00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:01,358 Kdo je igral in pisal 1029 00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,528 "Vila igrišča"? 1030 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:05,446 DECEMBER 2000 1031 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:06,363 Jaz sem vila. 1032 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:09,366 Bilo je... Ehren McGhehey, Danger Ehren, jaz. 1033 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:12,244 -Vsi. -Najslabši skeč, ki smo ga naredili. 1034 00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:14,121 To ni kul, človek. 1035 00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,339 Pojdi gor, pojdi gor, pojdi gor! 1036 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,019 Počakaj! 1037 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,567 Zaploskati moramo Zachu. 1038 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,944 Bravo, Zach! 1039 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:48,364 To je bila "Dã Dã Game", drugi del. 1040 00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:54,120 Nekaj mojih najljubših skic To so tisti, ki jih... 1041 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:56,539 Sedeli smo naokoli in nismo imeli kaj početi. 1042 00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:58,332 Nato nekdo reče: "Pojdi po lepilo." 1043 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,876 To se je zgodilo z Bradom Pittom. 1044 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,963 Bil je tam, da je posnel "Night Monkey", 1045 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:06,298 in potem ti: "Zakaj te ne ugrabimo?" 1046 00:57:06,382 --> 00:57:07,466 In on: "Dobro." 1047 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:11,137 In imeli smo prisotnost duha poklicati policijo 1048 00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:16,058 da ne upoštevajo klicev pravi, da je bil Brad Pitt ugrabljen. 1049 00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,437 "Vem, da se zdi naključno, ampak Brad Pitt bo ugrabljen. 1050 00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:22,356 Ampak to je šala." 1051 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,568 "To je šala. To se ne bi nikoli zgodilo." 1052 00:57:27,903 --> 00:57:28,737 JULIJ 2001 1053 00:57:28,821 --> 00:57:32,324 -Živjo, jaz sem Brad Pitt in ugrabljen bom. -Dobro, se vidimo tam. 1054 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:34,368 Zoeira z znanimi ljudmi. 1055 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,036 POSEBNO ZA ROZA 1056 00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:43,669 UGRATITEV 1057 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,057 Živjo, Brad Pitt! 1058 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,642 Resno! 1059 00:57:58,726 --> 00:58:02,646 Resno, to je Brad Pitt! Je vse v redu, človek? 1060 00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:03,564 Počasno je. 1061 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,107 V redu, sprosti se, človek. 1062 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:06,734 Mi lahko daš avtogram? 1063 00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:08,319 -Daj no, stari. -Vzemi ga! 1064 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:10,154 -Pojdi v avto! -Kaj je to? 1065 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,864 -Prekleto! -Počakaj! 1066 00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,616 Hej, pomoč! 1067 00:58:13,699 --> 00:58:17,161 -Na pomoč! -Kaj delaš? 1068 00:58:17,244 --> 00:58:19,830 -Izpusti! -Pojdi, pojdi! 1069 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:24,835 Kurbin sin! 1070 00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,462 Prekleto! 1071 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:27,922 Poglej tega tipa. 1072 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,050 Prekleto! 1073 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,301 Tako je. 1074 00:58:32,384 --> 00:58:33,761 Izgleda kot droga. 1075 00:58:33,844 --> 00:58:35,054 Zaženi semafor. 1076 00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:36,263 Ste si zapisali registrsko tablico? 1077 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:37,806 Pokliči policijo! 1078 00:58:38,641 --> 00:58:39,892 -Je bil Brad Pitt? -Bilo je. 1079 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:42,311 Kaj je bilo? Kaj je bilo? 1080 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:43,938 Brad Pitt je bil ugrabljen. 1081 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,357 Je bil to Brad Pitt? 1082 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:48,817 -Si videl? -Je bil tukaj? 1083 00:58:48,901 --> 00:58:52,071 Brad Pitt je bil na vrsti in bil ugrabljen v kombiju. 1084 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,822 mislim resno 1085 00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:57,952 Bil je tip, ki me je zgrabil za rit da me spravi iz avta. 1086 00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,163 -Boril se je, da ne bi prišel zraven. -Popolnoma. 1087 00:59:01,247 --> 00:59:03,040 -Dober igralec si. -Hvala, Chris. 1088 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:07,628 MAREC 1999 1089 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:10,881 Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville in zdaj me bodo povozili. 1090 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:21,475 Otroci, tukaj je Tory Belleci, od The Mythbusters, 1091 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:24,436 Zato sem se odločil poskusiti trik prvič 1092 00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,647 in sem precej nervozna zaradi tega. 1093 00:59:27,648 --> 00:59:29,191 pripravljena 1094 00:59:47,042 --> 00:59:48,002 Oh ne. 1095 00:59:50,546 --> 00:59:53,549 Za mizo? Namizni tenis bo. 1096 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,677 Čakaj, čakaj. 1097 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:58,804 Imaš moralo? 1098 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:00,389 Ali doseže? 1099 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,560 Pet centimetrov. 1100 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,648 Krona je! 1101 01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,862 Bolje bi bilo, če bi zataknil žogo in potem bruhal. 1102 01:00:20,492 --> 01:00:22,077 Uspelo mi bo. 1103 01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:24,288 Ne vem, ta mit bi se lahko razblinil. 1104 01:00:26,874 --> 01:00:28,417 V redu, poglejte, otroci ... 1105 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,547 -Dal sem žogo v usta, kajne? - Bil je. 1106 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,007 -In pretvarjal sem se, da požiram. -Da. 1107 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,135 Ampak žogo sem si že zabil v rit. 1108 01:00:39,178 --> 01:00:40,471 In mislim, da sem izgubil. 1109 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:41,805 Moj Bog! 1110 01:00:42,598 --> 01:00:45,351 Dober čarovnik nikoli ne razkrije trikov. 1111 01:00:45,434 --> 01:00:46,643 To je vse. 1112 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:50,147 Zadnji dan snemanja je po 25 letih, 1113 01:00:50,230 --> 01:00:52,649 in še vedno se nismo ničesar naučili. 1114 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:55,444 Moč! 1115 01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:57,613 Fuj! 1116 01:00:57,696 --> 01:00:58,822 Moj Bog! 1117 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,701 Kakšna umazanija! 1118 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,244 Ročaj. 1119 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,206 Cilju se ni niti približal. 1120 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:09,583 ne! 1121 01:01:11,627 --> 01:01:14,171 Dobi psa! Pojdi tja, človek! 1122 01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,300 Slišal je zvok žoge. 1123 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,760 -Ostani tam. -Moj Bog! 1124 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:20,928 Uspelo je. 1125 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,893 Od pingponga do prdponga. 1126 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:33,190 Tukaj je nekaj moke za našega prijatelja Bama. 1127 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,274 MAJ 2010 1128 01:01:34,358 --> 01:01:35,651 Spravimo tipa. 1129 01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:38,821 -Lepotica. -Vstopanje. 1130 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,906 -Je prišel? -Tukaj prihaja. 1131 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,574 -In tam? -Lepota? 1132 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:44,368 Dobro, pa ti? 1133 01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:45,494 -Dobro. -Udari sem! 1134 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,421 Moj Bog! 1135 01:02:03,137 --> 01:02:05,305 To je bilo najboljše od vsega. 1136 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:08,851 Lepo ste me dobili. 1137 01:02:08,934 --> 01:02:09,810 ti ... 1138 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,521 Padel je v staro žensko. 1139 01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,485 Nisem pričakoval. 1140 01:02:18,569 --> 01:02:20,404 Bilo je preveč, ti... 1141 01:02:20,487 --> 01:02:21,613 Dobro jutro, stari. 1142 01:02:21,697 --> 01:02:23,574 -Dobro jutro, Bam. -Naš! 1143 01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,451 -Prekleto. - Prekleto. 1144 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,954 Imamo... 1145 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:33,417 Izgleda kot šok ovratnica za pse, na vratu, 1146 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,127 -ampak obstaja ena za kurca. -IN. 1147 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,172 Poopies je rekel, da želi poskusiti da vidim, če deluje. 1148 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,799 Nisem rekel, ampak vrh. 1149 01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:42,217 -Nisem rekel. -Narobe sem razumel. 1150 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:44,094 Rekel si, da bo čudovito. 1151 01:02:44,178 --> 01:02:45,220 Kdaj sem govoril? 1152 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:48,182 Da, rekel si takole: "Jezen!" 1153 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,477 Lahko gre kdo po ovratnico za njegovega tiča? 1154 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:52,519 Odnesel ga bom tja. 1155 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:54,354 Oprosti, Poopiesin penis. 1156 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:56,899 V redu, tukaj je. 1157 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,318 Izgleda kot punca v hišnem priporu. 1158 01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:05,949 Ne vem, zakaj smo se odločili za snemanje na pobočju hriba. 1159 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:08,327 Živjo, jaz sem Poo... 1160 01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:10,245 -Oprostite! -Prekleto! 1161 01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,872 -Zlo, kakci! -Ne, ni ga več! 1162 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:13,999 -Daj no, Poopies! - Dal sem priložnost! 1163 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,001 Oprosti, še enkrat. 1164 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,753 Še ena. tega ne bom naredil. 1165 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:22,299 Jaz sem Poopies in to je "Balance Beam with Taser v Peruju." 1166 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,052 - Dobro bo. -Popoln obrat. 1167 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:28,305 -Prekleto! -Moraš se ustaviti pri gredi. 1168 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:30,307 -Ja, moraš umakniti roko. -Mirno. 1169 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:35,938 Oh, sranje! 1170 01:03:36,063 --> 01:03:38,232 Dovolj, končano je. 1171 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,234 Ne mislim na nič, samo na svojega tiča. 1172 01:03:41,193 --> 01:03:42,277 jaz tudi 1173 01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:49,243 droga! 1174 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,452 Sploh ga nisem aktiviral. 1175 01:03:50,536 --> 01:03:52,412 -Kaj je bilo? -Moje misli divjajo. 1176 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,622 Um in duh. 1177 01:03:55,082 --> 01:03:58,585 To bi se zgodilo prvič. 1178 01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:00,295 -Dobro, kakec. -Pojdi, kakec. 1179 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,257 Daj no, uravnovesi to. 1180 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:05,425 Kako milostljivo. 1181 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:20,107 Skoraj bi se skotalili po hribu navzdol. 1182 01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:22,901 Dave te je rešil. 1183 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,863 MAREC 2010 1184 01:04:26,947 --> 01:04:27,948 Skakanje. 1185 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:45,716 V zadnjem filmu je bil Danger Ehren MVP. 1186 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:51,054 V prejšnjem, 3D, je bil MVP Ryan Dunn. 1187 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:55,601 Počutim se, kot da sem se imela dobro v vseh filmih, 1188 01:04:55,684 --> 01:05:01,189 vendar mislim, da mi nikoli ni uspelo postati MVP. 1189 01:05:01,273 --> 01:05:04,651 Ko sem vedel, da bom imel še eno priložnost, 1190 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:09,948 Bil sem nor, da bi prevzel vodstvo in naj se vidi. 1191 01:05:10,032 --> 01:05:12,451 Odločil sem se, da bom zdaj dobro delal na tem filmu. 1192 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,536 In letev je zelo visoka. 1193 01:05:15,287 --> 01:05:18,665 Ampak tukaj je stvar: boli me rit. 1194 01:05:21,460 --> 01:05:24,296 V naših letih, moraš na kolonoskopijo, 1195 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:28,383 in vse se začne s pijačo ki nas opere v notranjosti. 1196 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,973 Če niste stari 50 let in ne veste, Je superlaksativ. 1197 01:05:39,061 --> 01:05:41,438 Čez nekaj minut se bomo čisto zares usrali 1198 01:05:41,563 --> 01:05:47,444 in se preizkusimo v igri, ki združuje spretnost, fleksibilnost in druge stvari. 1199 01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:50,405 "Človeška pereca". 1200 01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:55,118 Še dobro, da imamo lepa oblačila, tako da ne zamudite nobene akcije. 1201 01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:59,039 Ljudje ne verjamejo da danes ne boš bruhal, Lance. 1202 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,458 ne? Se ne bo zgodilo? Lepota. 1203 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,210 Se bomo igrali? 1204 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:04,711 Steve-O začne, v redu? 1205 01:06:06,088 --> 01:06:07,547 Desna roka, oranžna. 1206 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,507 tam. 1207 01:06:10,884 --> 01:06:13,679 Sem na ognjeni liniji. 1208 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:16,473 -Chris, leva noga, vijolična. -Oprosti, Preston. 1209 01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:18,016 to. 1210 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:19,768 Prdnil sem. 1211 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:21,520 Vau, to pa je veliko poguma! 1212 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,608 Mislim, da se je obrnila in rekla: "Chris, desna noga, roza." 1213 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,193 To je vse. 1214 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:29,986 Prav v očesu nevihte. 1215 01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,365 gremo Leva noga, vijolična. 1216 01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,784 Kmalu bo leva noga, rjava. 1217 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:37,828 Kaj se je zgodilo, Lance? 1218 01:06:37,911 --> 01:06:39,037 Lance zboli. 1219 01:06:39,121 --> 01:06:40,455 Steve-O, leva noga, roza. 1220 01:06:40,539 --> 01:06:41,623 Vau, stari! 1221 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,752 -Dave! -Dobro jim gre. 1222 01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:48,672 Imamo puščanje. 1223 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,340 -Joj. -Steve-O. 1224 01:06:50,424 --> 01:06:52,134 Moj Bog! 1225 01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,970 moj bog! 1226 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:57,806 Dave, poglej na desno. 1227 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:02,644 Poglej ga. 1228 01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:04,229 Kako odvratno! 1229 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:05,647 Počakaj. 1230 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:09,776 Desna roka, zelena. 1231 01:07:10,444 --> 01:07:12,988 Rekla je desna roka, zelena. 1232 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,117 Zajebali se bodo! 1233 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:20,996 Moj Bog! 1234 01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,915 Kaj je, Lance? Drži tam? 1235 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,170 -Še nikoli nisem videl tako smrdljivega kakca. -Ne. 1236 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,255 Dober nebesa! 1237 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,217 Vau, še vedno je ... 1238 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,012 Moj Bog! 1239 01:07:37,095 --> 01:07:38,764 Kako nisi bruhal? 1240 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:41,266 Steve-O je zmagovalec... 1241 01:07:41,349 --> 01:07:43,935 -Dobro, Steve-O! -...iz Človeške preste. 1242 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,189 -Prihaja. -Moj Bog, pojdi od tod. 1243 01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,531 Pojdi pod tuš, Steve-O! Dobro, stari! 1244 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:05,290 Ne reci ničesar. 1245 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,710 Kakšna bo pijača? 1246 01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,212 Dva Budweisera. 1247 01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,546 Hvala draga moja. 1248 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:13,089 zdravje. 1249 01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,049 zdravje. 1250 01:08:15,801 --> 01:08:17,511 Kaj se dogaja? 1251 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:20,013 Ne vem, gremo na plažo. 1252 01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:21,431 Zemlja! 1253 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:22,349 Dobro. 1254 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,850 -Prekleto! -Takole? 1255 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:26,019 Kdo je ta tip? 1256 01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,062 kdo si 1257 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:28,980 -Mirno. -Jaz sem njen fant, brat. 1258 01:08:29,064 --> 01:08:30,982 Sprosti se, stari. Jaz sem glavni tukaj. 1259 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,528 Stari, ne norčuj se iz mene. 1260 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:36,446 -Sploh se te nisem dotaknil. -Pomiri se, Poppy. 1261 01:08:36,530 --> 01:08:38,949 Oba bosta zajebana! 1262 01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:43,245 Samo on in jaz si vzameva odmor in... 1263 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,041 Tukaj je. 1264 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,252 -In tam? -Jebi se! 1265 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:52,546 -Pojdi! - Rekel sem ti, da pojdi ven! 1266 01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,880 Ne potiskaj fanta! 1267 01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,215 Za! 1268 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,092 Zgrabi ga, Pop! 1269 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,387 Končaj njegovo dirko! 1270 01:09:01,388 --> 01:09:02,514 Nehaj! 1271 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:05,058 Policija! Vsi na tla! 1272 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:06,393 Na tla! 1273 01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,854 ustavljeno! Vsi na zid! 1274 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:10,689 -To je samo prepir. -Na steni! 1275 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:11,857 -Izpusti! -Zid! 1276 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:13,733 Kaj za vraga je to? 1277 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:16,486 Vstani človek! 1278 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:18,738 Stoj tam, človek! Roke nazaj! 1279 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,658 -Kaj je bilo? -Daj no, ljubezen. 1280 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:23,410 Roke stran od mene! 1281 01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,495 -Šifra 54! Bolničar! -Pusti me! 1282 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:26,454 Bolničar! 1283 01:09:26,538 --> 01:09:27,914 Roke stran od mene! 1284 01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:30,083 -Utihni. -Pusti me! 1285 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:31,668 Roke stran od mene! 1286 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:32,961 Utihni! 1287 01:09:33,044 --> 01:09:34,796 -Utihni! -Samo poglej. 1288 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:35,755 Rick? 1289 01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,133 -Hej! -droga! 1290 01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:42,721 Kaj? Ali lahko hodi? 1291 01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:43,972 prav. 1292 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,560 Kaj za vraga je bilo to? 1293 01:09:49,436 --> 01:09:51,062 Kaj za vraga se je zgodilo tukaj? 1294 01:09:51,146 --> 01:09:52,022 Kaj je bilo? 1295 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:53,231 Ne vem, kaj se je zgodilo. 1296 01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:55,400 Bilo je brutalno. 1297 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,695 Bila je celo policija, ne verjamem. 1298 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,572 Miniaturni policisti. 1299 01:10:05,452 --> 01:10:06,328 ČAROBNI TRIK 1300 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:09,205 Živjo, jaz sem Johnny Veličastni. 1301 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:14,461 Danes vas bom presenetil z mojo spretnostjo ročne tehnike. 1302 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:17,881 Prekleto! Moj Bog! 1303 01:10:20,592 --> 01:10:22,344 Kaj... Baraba! 1304 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:26,514 Prekleto! 1305 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,274 Moj Bog! 1306 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:38,151 Kako si, Johnny? 1307 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:39,945 prekleto 1308 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,078 Abrakadabra. 1309 01:10:49,704 --> 01:10:51,498 Tam si spustil klobuk. 1310 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,415 Smo ga dobili? 1311 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,167 Vzeti dva? 1312 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,711 Sovražim jemati dva z biki. 1313 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:57,796 Naš! 1314 01:10:57,879 --> 01:11:01,174 Videli smo Knoxa plesati z bikom, 1315 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:05,637 vendar vemo, da je udarec zadal bik Knox ni želel tega. 1316 01:11:06,388 --> 01:11:08,306 Skoraj je bilo, a ni bilo. 1317 01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:11,893 kaj misliš Vzeti dva? 1318 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,063 Kaj za vraga. 1319 01:11:20,944 --> 01:11:22,904 Ta je dvakrat večji. 1320 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:27,283 O moj bog, človek. 1321 01:11:28,576 --> 01:11:31,204 Prekleto! 1322 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:33,456 Sploh nočem videti, stari. 1323 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:35,500 V redu, gremo? 1324 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:37,252 DRUGI POSNETEK 1325 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:39,546 Živjo, jaz sem Johnny Veličastni. 1326 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:44,592 Danes vas bom presenetil z mojo spretnostjo ročne tehnike. 1327 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:46,803 Prekleto! 1328 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,353 Oh ne! droga! 1329 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,608 Jezus in Marija! 1330 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,322 Ta je delovala. 1331 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:07,657 prekleto 1332 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:08,700 Kako si, Johnny? 1333 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:11,327 -PJ, govori z mano. Vse dobro? -Vse dobro? 1334 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:13,038 To mu je dovolj. 1335 01:12:13,121 --> 01:12:14,748 si dobro Johnny? 1336 01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:17,584 Vrača se. 1337 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,835 Prebuja se. 1338 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:20,503 si dobro 1339 01:12:20,587 --> 01:12:23,131 Bil je silovit boj. Neuravnoteženo, res je. 1340 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:26,885 -Jezen, stari. -IN. 1341 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:27,927 Ali ga dobimo, Jeff? 1342 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,763 Dobil si kar si hotel. 1343 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:30,930 -Dobro, Knox! -Dobro! 1344 01:12:31,014 --> 01:12:32,098 Naš. 1345 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:34,517 Kaj se je zgodilo, ko me je udaril? 1346 01:12:34,601 --> 01:12:35,727 Bilo je brutalno, človek. 1347 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:37,979 Ti tukaj, bik tukaj. 1348 01:12:41,232 --> 01:12:44,944 Ni hotel vedeti, stari. Žival se je obrnila in prišla z vsem. 1349 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,488 Bilo je noro. 1350 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:47,405 Bilo je, Knox. 1351 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:49,616 Največji udarec, ki ste ga kdaj prejeli. 1352 01:12:50,992 --> 01:12:52,327 Zato je kapitan. 1353 01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:55,288 Ta bik ni maral čarovnije. 1354 01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:58,792 Ljubimo te, Knox! 1355 01:12:58,875 --> 01:12:59,959 ljubim te! 1356 01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:01,711 kapitan! 1357 01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:03,797 Pretres možganov ni kul. 1358 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:08,343 Toda dokler je pred 50. v redu 1359 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:11,554 In Knoxville jih ima 49, tako kul. 1360 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:16,851 Živijo, sem Johnny Knoxville, 1361 01:13:16,935 --> 01:13:19,604 in to je "Pobeg iz pekla." 1362 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:24,943 Imamo tri različne sobe. 1363 01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:29,322 Da grem v sosednjo sobo, morate rešiti uganke. 1364 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,533 vso srečo 1365 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,034 Hvala, stari. 1366 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:36,538 Daj no, Wee Man! 1367 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:40,166 Da grem v sosednjo sobo, skozi ta zid moraš 1368 01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,627 in poiščite kovanec Jackass. 1369 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,587 -Kaj ne. -Daj mi roko in pojdi. 1370 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,880 Pojdi! Daj roko tja! 1371 01:13:45,964 --> 01:13:47,757 - Nočem tvoje roke. -Pojdi! 1372 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,012 Prekleto! Lepota! 1373 01:13:53,096 --> 01:13:54,472 Kaj za vraga je to? 1374 01:13:55,849 --> 01:13:57,225 -Kaj ... -Kaj je? kako je 1375 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,102 -Kaj ne! -Kaj za vraga. 1376 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:00,603 -Ne morem reči. -droga! 1377 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:02,897 -Postavil sem roko in potipal kdo ve kaj. -Videl sem. 1378 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,445 -Dave! -Pojdi, Dave. 1379 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:10,905 -Daj no, Dave. -Jezus! 1380 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,365 Daj no, Dave. 1381 01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:13,533 -Premakni se. -Dol. 1382 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:15,076 Daj roko noter in poglejmo. 1383 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,703 Vstopite in prenesite. 1384 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:18,204 Kaj za vraga? 1385 01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:20,039 Moj Bog! 1386 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:21,332 pripravljena Je pobral? 1387 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,876 To je puh. 1388 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,420 Moj Bog! 1389 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:27,297 Moj prst je šel noter. 1390 01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:30,967 Dober nebesa! 1391 01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,219 -Vzemi kovanec. -Lepotica. 1392 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:35,180 Morate ga vtakniti in stresati. 1393 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,348 Z vsem. 1394 01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:39,142 Ste se pridružili fiofó? 1395 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,811 Vzeli so kovanec! 1396 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,229 Moj Bog! 1397 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:44,898 In ne samo valuta. 1398 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,901 -Kaj za vraga? -Človek, moj prst... 1399 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:51,738 -Vtaknil sem prst v drugo stran. -Voham sranje. 1400 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,032 Mislim, da so rešili uganko. 1401 01:14:54,616 --> 01:14:56,868 Pojdiva v sosednjo sobo. 1402 01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:02,165 Dave, naslednji je tvoj. 1403 01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,625 Kaj bo z menoj? 1404 01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,793 Če rešiš, nič. 1405 01:15:05,877 --> 01:15:09,130 Moraš se identificirati štirje zvoki živali 1406 01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:12,425 da ustavi to tukaj in reši Dava. 1407 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,468 pripravljena 1408 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,471 Hočeš peto? 1409 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:17,472 Ja, peta. 1410 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,765 -Lepotica. -Prekleto! 1411 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:21,184 Ne, stari. Moj Bog. 1412 01:15:21,267 --> 01:15:23,519 Kakšen zvok oddaja pes? 1413 01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:26,606 Dobro delo. 1414 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:29,943 Kakšen zvok oddaja mačka? 1415 01:15:31,611 --> 01:15:33,196 Vau, odlično jim gre. 1416 01:15:33,738 --> 01:15:36,407 Kakšen zvok oddaja mravljišče? 1417 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:38,952 št. 1418 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,037 Ne, ne oddaja nobenega zvoka. 1419 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,622 Lepota, lepotica. 1420 01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,082 Prav sem razumel. 1421 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:44,999 Dobro! 1422 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,084 To je to, stari! 1423 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,543 Le še ena. 1424 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,129 -Si resen, človek? -Kakšen zvok oddaja kazuar? 1425 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,381 -Ne! -Kazuar? 1426 01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,008 Nepravilno. 1427 01:15:54,092 --> 01:15:55,426 Oh ne! 1428 01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:57,178 -Napačno. -Povej karkoli. 1429 01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:01,349 Moj Bog! 1430 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:07,730 Prekleto, brat! 1431 01:16:07,814 --> 01:16:09,524 Kako to misliš, človek? 1432 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,404 Mislim, da je bil to zvok kazuara. 1433 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,699 Pravilno! To je zvok kazuara. 1434 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:20,868 Mislim, da lahko prenesemo do zadnje sobe. 1435 01:16:21,411 --> 01:16:23,913 -Ni ga več, Dave. -Moj puran izgleda takole. 1436 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:31,713 Tukaj bo Ehren sedel na električnem stolu kaj smo storili zanj. 1437 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,630 kako je 1438 01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:35,341 Tukaj imate te dude, 1439 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,679 in boš morala dati pravo dudo na pravem mestu. 1440 01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,599 Potem prideš sem in izklopi to stvar. 1441 01:16:43,683 --> 01:16:44,892 Kako vemo, kateri je pravi? 1442 01:16:44,976 --> 01:16:46,978 Ker če je napačna duda, 1443 01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,688 Ehren je šokiran. 1444 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:50,481 Še nikoli niste bili v sobi pobega? 1445 01:16:50,565 --> 01:16:52,025 Ne, in k hudiču s tem. 1446 01:16:52,108 --> 01:16:52,942 Ste že? 1447 01:16:53,026 --> 01:16:54,527 -Že. -Ste že kdaj igrali to? 1448 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,486 že. 1449 01:16:55,987 --> 01:16:57,822 -Ne verjamem. -To je timsko delo. 1450 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:03,161 V redu, Ehren, usedi se. 1451 01:17:03,244 --> 01:17:04,412 V tem je najslabša. 1452 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:09,167 Zaprimo vrata in začnimo igro. 1453 01:17:10,293 --> 01:17:12,211 Samo malo ga šokiraj. 1454 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,839 -Prekleto! -Hej! 1455 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,716 Oprostite, fantje, bilo je nenamerno. 1456 01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,051 -droga! Bila je napaka. 1457 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:21,512 -Kaj za vraga! -Jebi se! 1458 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,600 -Prekletstvo! -Lahko začneš. 1459 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,893 kaj počnemo 1460 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,311 -Tukaj je sedmica. -Štiri. 1461 01:17:28,394 --> 01:17:29,812 -Štiri? -Kje je sedem? 1462 01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:32,815 -Nisem videl nobenih štirih. -Ugotovite zdaj! 1463 01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,776 -Kje sta ta dva? -Tukaj, rdeča. 1464 01:17:34,859 --> 01:17:36,027 Pridejo tja. 1465 01:17:36,110 --> 01:17:38,154 -Kje je štiri? -Ne, počakaj! 1466 01:17:38,237 --> 01:17:39,364 -Zadnji je tukaj. -To. 1467 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:40,865 -So vsi že tam? -droga. 1468 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,492 -Hej! -Mirno! 1469 01:17:42,575 --> 01:17:44,452 -Mislim, da je to zaradi barve. -Ne, številka. 1470 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:46,079 -Naredil je napako. -To je številka, otroci. 1471 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,872 Naredil je napako in jo postavil tja. 1472 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,791 -Poglej. -Doživel bo šok. 1473 01:17:49,874 --> 01:17:51,376 Ne bo, ne. 1474 01:17:53,628 --> 01:17:55,004 Vedela sem! 1475 01:17:55,088 --> 01:17:55,963 prav. 1476 01:17:56,047 --> 01:17:57,632 - Imel sem prav! -Izklopil sem ga! 1477 01:17:57,715 --> 01:17:59,675 -Ugasni! - Sem že odložil! 1478 01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:01,344 Izklopi ga. 1479 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:04,347 pripravljena! 1480 01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:07,183 Ubil si tipa. 1481 01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,685 -Umrl je, stari. -Mrtev je. 1482 01:18:09,769 --> 01:18:11,229 Dave, vzemi stvar. 1483 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:13,106 -Poberi se od tam. - Izklopil ga je. 1484 01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,109 Kaj se je zgodilo? 1485 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,152 -Nehaj. -Pojdi stran! Prekleto! 1486 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:19,570 Pravkar sem ti snel klobuk. 1487 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,322 Samo odpeljati te hoče. 1488 01:18:21,406 --> 01:18:23,408 In rog, s kom je? 1489 01:18:31,082 --> 01:18:33,543 -Dobro. -Jebi se! 1490 01:18:34,252 --> 01:18:36,421 Prekleto! 1491 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:38,464 -droga! -Kako noro. 1492 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,049 Ta prekleta... 1493 01:18:43,010 --> 01:18:46,055 jaz sem zunaj! Zajebali se bodo! 1494 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,057 Moj Bog. 1495 01:18:49,642 --> 01:18:53,479 No, mislim, Escape from Hell ostani tukaj. 1496 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,066 Je končal? -Da. 1497 01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:57,984 -Jezus. -Ni ga več. 1498 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,153 Uspelo ti je pobegniti! 1499 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,196 Bomo imeli pravico do terapije? 1500 01:19:02,280 --> 01:19:04,240 -Se bo zgodilo? -Dobro, Dark Shark. 1501 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,367 Človek, zajebali ste me. 1502 01:19:06,451 --> 01:19:08,411 In zataknil si roko v Zachove lase. 1503 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:11,456 Globoko v sebi, človek. 1504 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,208 Zajebali se bodo! 1505 01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:15,835 Pozabil si čevlje! 1506 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,296 K vragu s tem mestom! 1507 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,885 Na internetu so bili naslovi 1508 01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:28,514 govoriti, kar si rekel da je bil to zadnji Jackass film. 1509 01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:32,351 Potem ko si to rekel v vseh drugih filmih, 1510 01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:34,729 Mislite, da ga bo kdo jemal resno? 1511 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:36,606 Čeprav sovražim, da moram to reči ... 1512 01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:43,571 -Ne govori. -Postajam čustvena. 1513 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:45,531 ne! 1514 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:46,616 In ja. 1515 01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,117 Končal je. 1516 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:14,245 Živjo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville in to je konec! 1517 01:21:14,328 --> 01:21:15,454 To je to! 1518 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,127 KONEC 1519 01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:01,125 hvala 1520 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,752 Moj Bog! 1521 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:05,504 Kaj za vraga je bilo to? 1522 01:22:17,767 --> 01:22:19,810 - Vau, kako dober občutek! -IN. 1523 01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:21,896 Končno se lahko oblečem. 1524 01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:24,190 Potrebujem denar za odhod v bolnišnico. 1525 01:22:29,403 --> 01:22:30,696 pridi 1526 01:22:31,364 --> 01:22:32,698 Skupinska fotografija. 1527 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,825 -Kaki! -To je to, brat. 1528 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:41,290 Mislim, da Poopies joče. 1529 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:42,708 Kaj je bilo? 1530 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:45,294 Lahko bi bil naš zadnji prizor. 1531 01:22:46,045 --> 01:22:49,256 -Ne, nisi takšen. - Res je žalosten. 1532 01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:52,968 Kako je videti stare posnetke? 1533 01:22:53,052 --> 01:22:54,595 Vsi so videti kot dojenčki. 1534 01:22:54,679 --> 01:22:57,014 Počutim se staro in pogrešam Dunn. 1535 01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,099 Tako je. 1536 01:22:58,182 --> 01:22:59,558 Star in domotožen. 1537 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:08,359 -Kaj smo tu, da počnemo? -Steve-O bo zamudil let. Zbudil ga bom. 1538 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:09,985 -Prav. -Da ne izgubi. 1539 01:23:20,037 --> 01:23:21,038 Steve-O! 1540 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,249 -Spike! -Ljubim te, stari. 1541 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,750 Spike Jonze! 1542 01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,425 Jeff Tremaine tam! 1543 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:35,052 John, ga boš pripeljal sem? 1544 01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,345 -Preveč. -Kdo je? 1545 01:23:39,765 --> 01:23:41,475 -Ničesar nisem slišal. -Zate je. 1546 01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,853 -Halo? -Loomis, greš sem? 1547 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:45,271 -Da. -Je grajanje? 1548 01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,411 Danes si bil dober, Jeff. 1549 01:24:02,621 --> 01:24:04,081 Oh, Johnny Knoxville! 1550 01:24:04,749 --> 01:24:06,709 - Konec je! - Konec je! 1551 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:08,961 In dva. 1552 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,887 Prekleto! 1553 01:24:17,970 --> 01:24:20,264 Poglej ognjeno kroglo. 1554 01:24:25,019 --> 01:24:26,270 Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville! 1555 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,731 Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville! 1556 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:31,650 Živijo, jaz sem Johnny Knoxville! Dobrodošli v Jackass. 1557 01:24:48,876 --> 01:24:50,044 droga! 1558 01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:09,063 Oh ne! 1559 01:25:11,816 --> 01:25:13,150 To je seme. 1560 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:22,660 -Si prdnil name? - Bil je. 1561 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,328 Moj Bog, ne! 1562 01:25:52,231 --> 01:25:54,942 Sovražim dejstvo, da sem moral... 1563 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:58,571 naredi prizore s krokodili in kačami. 1564 01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:02,366 Na riti imam sledi kurca. 1565 01:26:04,368 --> 01:26:05,870 Samo sramota. 1566 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,463 Danes me vsi samo zajebavajo. 1567 01:26:18,841 --> 01:26:20,634 In moja nogavica Misfits. 1568 01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,065 Bilo je dobro. 1569 01:26:46,827 --> 01:26:47,828 To je bilo vredno. 1570 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,349 Oprosti, stari. Kaj je bilo? 1571 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,647 Ja, potem pa ona... 1572 01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,981 -Da. -Prišlo je z vsem. 1573 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:36,126 Oh ne! 1574 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:09,118 Ali je Butterbean v redu? 1575 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,838 -Vse dobro? -Ja, vse je super. 1576 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:21,755 Dobro, stari. 1577 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:27,720 Ljubimo te, šef! 1578 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,346 ljubim te! 1579 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,098 kapitan! 1580 01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:54,705 Moj Bog! 1581 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,959 Poglejte nervozo. 1582 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,504 Kaj za vraga. 1583 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:25,194 Samo zavrti. 1584 01:30:22,334 --> 01:30:23,335 -Naj nekdo pomaga. -Da. 1585 01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,800 Človek, to me skoraj močno graja. 1586 01:30:29,883 --> 01:30:31,093 bilo me je strah. 1587 01:30:31,176 --> 01:30:34,304 Naš! Še nikoli me ni bilo tako strah, človek. 1588 01:30:34,388 --> 01:30:37,724 Ampak bilo je točno to, kar smo želeli. 1589 01:30:37,808 --> 01:30:39,768 Moj Bog! 1590 01:30:39,852 --> 01:30:41,562 Ne bi moglo biti boljše. 1591 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,064 Ne vem, če je bilo točno to, kar sem želela. 1592 01:30:44,148 --> 01:30:46,525 -Bilo je točno to, kar sem hotel. -Da. 1593 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:52,114 Spomnite se prizorov iz tega filma so izdelali profesionalci. 1594 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:54,449 Za vašo varnost in zaščito vseh, 1595 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:57,286 Ne poskušajte ničesar, videli boste. 1596 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,875 Podnapisi: Rafael Rodrigues